This website is fictional and does not reflect any actual organization or person – except for Matthew Modine. But it’s a fictionalized version of Matthew Modine, so that kind of counts. Absolutely zero percent of all profits from tickets and merchandise sales go to benefit alpacas in need. But all ticket sales and a portion of merchandise sales do go to benefit the Geffen Playhouse – a bona fide 501(c)3 non-profit organization. No alpacas were harmed in the making of this website. © Geffen Playhouse 2009