Our investigation reveals that the Save Alpacas Movement (SAM) is a trojan missile aimed at the heart of our American Dream – a dog in every home. Domestic pets must be protected from the illegal ALPACAS poised to cross our threshhods,

Citizens must be aware that the so called ALPACAS stand for the Audacious Left-wing Plot Against Conservative America! There is growing evidence that the infamous Modine Cartel operatives are using ALPACAS as a shield to drag their agenda into our kennels.

Write to your local representatives and demand action. No ALPACA should be eleigible for bailout funding.No ALPACA should be provided emergency care at taxpayers expense and any ALPACA discovered within our borders should be geffened and sent back.

Remember, your dog is a stake-holder, not just a stick-holder!

Boris Gorbis,
Acting Chair of NASTY – “No Alpacas – Stop The Yaks”, an Ad-hock All-American Alliance Against Alien Alpacas and Yaks. (Today the Alpacas, tomorrow the Yaks)

For donations and sample letters supporting geffenization of Alpacas, please visit our website; http://www.movealpacasout.org