http://savethealpacas.com Tue, 13 Oct 2009 17:00:11 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en While flying on an acrobatic exercise, Matthew Modine, pilot, actor, and Executive Director of BARF discovered giant alpaca monoliths carved from volcanic rock on an isolated remote Island thousands of miles from nowhere. The uncharted Island, masked from radar by powerful magnetic fields was the home to sculptural alpaca carvings erupting ... http://savethealpacas.com/october-2009-national-osographic-magazine/ Calculate alpaca years into human years. The formula is: Alpaca years x human years x altitude in meters ÷ average length of edible pampas grass + yearly snow pack depth in July ÷ yearly growth of alpaca hair in centimeters = alpaca years translated into human years. Simply reverse the formula ... http://savethealpacas.com/fun-alpaca-brain-teaser/ Wisdom of the Ages/He’s seen it all South Americans celebrated the birthday of the world’s oldest living alpaca, Happy Pappy, who turned 140 in alpaca years on October 6, 2009 in the mountainous remote village of Hucumbreneezenexochub. Still standing on all four legs and able to chew his cud, Happy Pappy had ... http://savethealpacas.com/happy-pappy-the-worlds-oldest-alpaca/ Crowds at the 10th annual skate invitational held in the X-treme Sports Pavilion were shocked when competitors and seeded champions were upset by the extreme performance of a radical skating alpaca. The alpaca, given the moniker “Skippy” by the cheering crowds came from behind and scored perfect numbers in all heats ... http://savethealpacas.com/new-skate-champion-rolls-to-victory/ The Bi-coastal Alpaca Research Foundation (BARF) is pleased to announce the newly formed Russian chapter of our foundation inspired by Eugene Levin, General Secretary, Chairman, President and First Secretary of the Central Committee of the Russian Chapter of BARF. Mr. Levin's motivation is to share with the world how alpacas ... http://savethealpacas.com/russian-chapter-of-sta-launches/ San Diego resident and BARF supporter Jim Babwe shows his support for our cause by spreading the word on a beautiful San Diego beach at sunset. http://savethealpacas.com/sta-support-in-san-diego/ Save the Alpacas supporters have been in full force on the streets of Los Angeles. Efforts culminated with a strong effort by BARF’s own Chairman of the Board and celebrity movie star, Matthew Modine who led two of his furry friends and supporters through the streets of Westwood Village this ... http://savethealpacas.com/save-the-alpaca-supporters-march/ COQUIMBO, CHILE — A mysteriously shaved alpaca was reportedly seen running from the Bumba Hair and Pedicure Emporium in downtown Coquimbo early yesterday morning, stunning innocent bystanders who witnessed the partially shaved pack animal as it pranced across the towns Plaza Central and disappeared into the surrounding rough shrubbery. Interviewed ... http://savethealpacas.com/hair-stylist-questioned-in-alpaca-attack/ Inspired by this week's discoveries of alpaca remains at the Geffen Playhouse and in Chile, we started digging thorough our own archives. We found this very interesting article from nearly 30 years ago. Researchers Postulate that Alpacas are Alien NASA Gains New Hope in Finding Life in Outer Space PERU - SEPTEMBER 1980 ... http://savethealpacas.com/from-the-archives-researchers-postulate/ Matthew Modine Attempts Alpaca Séance to Postpone Extinction SANTIAGO, CHILE — While scraping the soil for a new native Chihunya development project, a skip loader uncovered an ancient burial site. Work was immediately halted and crew chief and translator Umberto Harmonies immediately contacted officials at the Bicoastal Alpaca Research Foundation (BARF). ... http://savethealpacas.com/barf-identifies-ancient-alpaca-relics/