BREAKING: SHAVED ALPACAS SAVED FROM SHIVERING

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It looks like Monday’s horrific alpaca shavings may have been brought on by a simple misunderstanding.

Read the full press-release after the break.

August 26, 2009

SHAVED ALPACAS SAVED FROM SHIVERING

In a joint statement released early this morning, Ecuadorian officials stood shoulder-to- shoulder with an international team of experts to announce important new clues in the mysterious series of local alpaca assaults.

According to investigators, the radical group responsible for shaving the furry animals may have been motivated by a simple misunderstanding.

In support of their current theory, a spokesman produced a several copies of a flyer which was intended to publicize the importance of saving the alpaca. Unfortunately, the flyer contained a key misspelling.

“SAVE THE ALPACA” was incorrectly transcribed as “SHAVE THE ALPACA.”

Investigators added that they were expanding their search for clues by questioning a number of business owners who specialize in the design and duplication of publicity materials.

CONTACT: Jaime De Peluca 760-632-5617

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