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This website is fictional and does not reflect any actual organization or person – except for Matthew Modine. But it’s a fictionalized version of Matthew Modine, so that kind of counts. Absolutely zero percent of all profits from tickets and merchandise sales go to benefit alpacas in need. But all ticket sales and a portion of merchandise sales do go to benefit the Geffen Playhouse – a bona fide 501(c)3 non-profit organization. No alpacas were harmed in the making of this website. © Geffen Playhouse 2009

Who We Are

Mission Statement
The Bicoastal Alpaca Research Foundation (BARF) is a self-serving organization dedicated to increasing awareness of the need to save alpacas. Exploding onto the scene as the cause “de-jour” in 2009, BARF is currently helmed by Chairman of the Board and movie star, Matthew Modine. With the organizational goal of continuing to increase the awareness by really large numbers each day, BARF needs the ongoing support of celebrity and alpaca lovers alike. Join Matthew Modine to save the alpacas – before it’s too late.

BARF Board of Directors
Chairman of the Board & Executive Director
Matthew Modine

Bureau Chief & Minister of Environmental Sciences
Diego Vaciomente

Deputy Director, Native Andean Inhabitants Asbestos
J. Cincopies

Senior Officer, Ecuadorian Liaison to Native Peoples
Albaloosa Cabesa

Provost and Chief Science Officer
Professor Jim Hornung

Viceroy and Governor General for remote districts
Mendez X. Mendoza

Chief Information Officer
Umberto Harmonies

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